3.26.10

"Lessen your pants!"

mm, feverishly urging me to lower my pants while i dressed
to go to work b/c acc. to her my beltline approached my nipples

3.25.10

"I had kind of a restless leg thing"

overheard in the workplace, supervisor discussing
sleepless night and multiple yawns

3.18.10

"I stank before but I've never stunk like I stink right now."


mm, on the aromatic side-effects of her recent herb taking on the underarm

3.6.10

"It's time to wash my towel; it's starting to smell like your towel"

mm to bp, sharing her olfactory impressions after a shower.

11.14.09

"You smell like one of those barges floating around looking for an island to dump trash on"

Margaret urging me to seek immediate dental attention upon rising

11.13.09

"I don't get the whole cuddle party thing"

Mike Rennie after hearing me and margaret discuss the parameters
of a semi-notorious social gathering (about which - let me be clear - we have only heard about)

11.08.09

"There's not a shower head in the world that can accommodate a waffle"

bp to mm, responding to her idea, early AM.