Sentence Of The Day
a collection of ludicrous and/or generally dumb sentences, typically uttered by me to margaret, by margaret to me or overheard in the world at large.
Monday, May 24, 2010
5.22.10
It's okay, you were in a reverie of purge.
mm to me after i nearly ran red-light after we returned from dumping some of our excess crap at a community clean-up dumpster.
Friday, May 21, 2010
5.26.10
Do you like cheese?
dental technician, during lapse in conversation while we awaited the return of the dentist
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
4.22.10
When I shower I think I'm standing in feces.
mm reflecting on her shower, moments prior, in the bathtub that a cat appropriated as a toilet the previous evening
Thursday, April 8, 2010
4.8.10
"You'll need to know when to escalate and how."
overheard in the office, IT manager speaking to staff
Monday, April 5, 2010
4.2.10
Yours has a mustard smear.
mm, post-meal, determining which drinking glass is hers and which is mine
Sunday, March 28, 2010
3.26.10
"This outfit works as long as my legs aren't bleeding"
mm selecting wardrobe after grooming in the shower.
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